Even the Empress Wants to Marry Me, but I Just Want to Be a Salted Fish

Lu Changsheng is an ordinary person who just wants to be a quiet mortal in the ancient world and live a leisurely life like a "salted fish". His only hobby is to drink wine, listen to the wind, and enjoy the peace and quiet in his tavern. However, in this world where great avenues are manifested and saints are rampant, his seemingly ordinary daily life is full of mysteries that others cannot reach. He casually cut off a mortal willow branch and made it into a fishing rod, which actually attracted Xuan Ming, the ancestral wizard in charge of the Ice Avenue, to follow this trace of Pangu's origin. The mortal plank he knocked down when he was bored turned into a chessboard that explained the rules of heaven and earth, attracting the Queen Mother of the West and the Fairy of Yaochi in Heaven to fight for it. He sang a mortal tune and made Feng Wu, the queen of the Phoenix clan, break out of the barrier; he gave a handful of mortal soil and made Fairy Yunxiao of Jiejiao Jin'ao Island realize the way of heaven. Nowadays, this small tavern has become the busiest place in the wilderness. Nuwa, Hou Tu, Chang Xi, Xi He, Ao Yue, Xuan Ming, Qing Lian, Queen Mother of the West, Yao Chi, Nv Ba, Hou Yi, Yun Xiao, Feng Wu... These top empresses who could make the world tremble by stomping their feet in the wilderness, fought for the position of "husband" and made an earth-shaking quarrel in his small tavern. Faced with the "enthusiasm" of the empresses, Lu Changsheng just wanted to show off. He just wanted to be a salty fish in peace, but these empresses refused to let him be clean. "I really just want to be a salty fish!" However, the more you want to lie down, the more trouble will come to you. And this group of empresses has become the biggest obstacle to his "salted fish" life. Can he maintain a salty heart amidst the turbulence of the past?