Can the Demon Lord Retire Today?

[A Demon Lord Bottom Who Only Wants to Retire and Lie Flat vs. A Black-Bellied Emperor Top / A Corrupted, Unhinged Immortal Venerable Top]

Demon Lord Yu Qingzhou worked conscientiously for hundreds of years, with an impressive record.

Then he accidentally learned that he had no hope of ascending and decided he wanted to lie flat.

He struck a deal with the Heavenly Dao and went to another world to enjoy his retirement, only to be forced to bind himself to a Green Tea System.

Yu Qingzhou: I just retired. Do I have to come back to work already?

Later, he discovers that his nemesis is working here too?!

Yu: What do I do? I'm stuck working the same job as my nemesis again!

The Emperor: Someone is admiring flowers in the woods.

The Immortal Venerable: Someone tried to run away and got caught.

Yu Qingzhou: ...Someone just wants to retire.

[Bottom-focused, mutually exclusive, happy ending in the extras]

Warning: Side couple storylines. Everyone gets a bad ending.

Mischievous flower vs. stiff old wooden block

Gentle master vs. obsessive disciple

Adorable chubby bird vs. vicious big dog

Give me bad endings for everyone!