When Xu Que woke up, he found that he had become a young man from Binyang, Guangxi, and was bound to the [Abstract Two Realm Gate] system - his left hand was full of flirtatious words, and his right hand was full of dirty tricks!
The opening skills [toilet plug with 100 hits] and [forced incontinence technique] are specially designed to cure dissatisfaction in the apocalypse!
What's even more outrageous is that the home-grown local dog Ergouzi actually awakened the bloodline of the ancient unicorn——
**When you encounter a strong enemy, you will immediately betray your teammates, and when you see the treasure, you will rush forward**, and you will often hear golden sentences:
"This treasure is destined to be associated with this god! Young people without martial ethics sneak up on old comrades!"
One person and one dog travel through the apocalypse, and the cool operation sweeps across the wasteland:
He stripped off the pants of a mechanical Tyrannosaurus, used biochemical shit bombs to blow up alien nests, and relied on the magic of porcelain to clear out the shelter warehouse...
The black technology that was snatched back was used to create a first-class space elevator and interstellar aircraft carrier in reality!
Since then, Guangxi's painting style has undergone a sudden change——
**The snail noodles are sold all over the universe, and the Binyang Cannon Dragon Festival is paraded on Mars!
Folks grow vegetables on the moon, Nanning is upgraded to an interstellar hub!
When the alien fleet invaded the earth, Xu Que took out the toilet plug with snail noodles in his mouth:
"It's your uncle! Dare you touch my Guangxi snail noodle raw material base?"
Ergouzi flashed to the enemy ship's command post simultaneously: "This ship is destined to be my god! Woof!"
——On how to conquer the stars and the sea with the meanest posture and the most simple old watch!
The headquarters of Zhatian Gang is in Guangxi.