Teammates offer sacrifices to heaven, and their magic power is boundless? No, I have a seizure. "
Jiang Lin, a cool tactical guy with light blue short hair, is ruthless and doesn't talk much. His dungeon clearance rate is 99%, and the remaining 1% chance of overturning is called **Lu Yan**.
Lu Yan, a world-weary and fun-loving person with gold dust short hair, has the ability to randomly draw cards, but the card pool is full of weird skills that are "logically correct but useless":
- Ask BOSS to write an 800-word review
- Turn teammates' weapons into pink bubble machines
- Only your pants will explode when you self-destruct
When the cold-blooded combat faction was forced to team up with the king of cool operations:
- Jiang Lin split the blood curse with a knife, and Lu Yan drew a card beside him: ""Forced Princess Hug"? ... Tsk, Jiang Lin, catch me. "
- NPC roared: "Please respect the horror dungeon! " Lu Yan calmly showed his cards: ""Rules-level nonsense" - if someone is killed, he will die. "
"Don't die, I'm too lazy to catch you. "——Jiang Lin (gnashing teeth version)
Reader comments
Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. This book is hilarious throughout. What the protagonist does next is always hilarious and unexpected. The three-person team includes the narcissistic and funny Lv. 99 Boss Bai Ye, the super invincible unlucky guy Lu Yan, and Mr. Jiang, a top 100 cold-blooded killer who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside (who can be shy, blush, and have red ears) I really like Jiang! He is the force responsible for the team! And the most important thing is that Jiang and Lu Yan get along very well! [Laughing evilly] It is recommended not to watch it at night, as your mother will beat you. There is no female protagonist so far. Super pretty. Just laughed out loud. Big cheers for the author! ! !
Very nice, with a light sense of humor
It almost made me laugh [laughing] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. This book is hilarious throughout. What the protagonist does next is always hilarious and unexpected. The three-person team includes the narcissistic and funny Lv. 99 Boss Bai Ye, the super invincible unlucky guy Lu Yan, and Mr. Jiang, a top 100 cold-blooded killer who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside (who can be shy, blush, and have red ears) I really like Jiang! He is the force responsible for the team! And the most important thing is that Jiang and Lu Yan get along very well! [Laughing evilly] It is recommended not to watch it at night, as your mother will beat you. There is no female protagonist so far. Super pretty. Just laughed out loud. Big cheers for the author! ! !
Very nice, with a light sense of humor
It almost made me laugh [laughing] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha