My name is Mo Xiaosong!
I transmigrated into an utterly mortifying scene from the Classic of Mountains and Seas: I choked to death on a spicy burger, then transmigrated into the Classic of Mountains and Seas. When I opened my eyes, I had become a fuzzy little ball of chaos.
The beginner’s gift pack was ridiculously bizarre: an air purifier! A bullet-screen shield?
I planned to hide in a corner, eat my fill, and wait to die, but the System issued a mandatory mission: Become the most conspicuous attention-seeker in the Shanhai world!
So I had no choice but to fluff up and get to work.
I tricked a nine-tailed fox into signing a “lick my fur” contract and conned a Bi Fang bird into endorsing itself as an internet-famous roasted wing.
I thought I could coast to the end by bluffing, but I accidentally swallowed Chiyou’s broken battle banner, causing the ancient war to break out all over again.
As the gods watched his “digestion process,” one fart brought down Mount Buzhou.
The Heavenly Emperor flew into a rage and came in person to suppress him, but he opened a livestream and sang a hit song, instantly becoming a god in his fans’ eyes.
As the new Heavenly Dao, I stared at the flood of gifts in disbelief. “I seriously just wanted to slack off and be a lazy fish!”
Just then, the air purifier inside him suddenly roared to life: “Warning! New type of pollution detected in the divine realm: ‘mindless flattery’!”
