My name is Mo Xiaozang!
Traveling to the death scene of Shanhaijingshe: After being choked to death by the spicy fort, his soul traveled through Shanhaijing, and when he opened his eyes, he turned into a chaotic ball of flesh and fur.
The newbie gift package is so weird: an air purifier! Barrage protection?
I wanted to just hide in the corner and wait to die, but the system issued a mandatory task: Please become the most conspicuous person in the mountains and seas!
It can only be opened for business.
The nine-tailed fox was tricked into signing a "feather-licking" contract, and Bifangniao was tricked into becoming an Internet celebrity roasting wings endorsement.
I thought I would win the outcome by cheating, but I mistakenly swallowed Chi You's broken flag, causing the ancient war to repeat itself.
While the gods were watching his "digestion process", a fart collapsed Mount Buzhou.
The Emperor of Heaven was furious and came to suppress it in person, but he clicked on the live broadcast and sang the divine song, and was instantly crowned a god by his fans.
Having become a new Tiandao, I was dumbfounded when I saw the whole screen full of rewards: "I really just want to show off and be a salted fish!"
At this time, the air purifier in his body suddenly made a loud noise: "Warning! A new stench that pollutes the divine world has been discovered - 'brainless flattery'!"