Comedy / No-Brainer / Funny Girl vs. Pretentious Guy
Not sure if it's satisfying, but writing it sure was fun. No one's reading it, but I'll keep writing. Someone will eventually 👀.
Qu Niran rode her electric scooter into a man driving a Porsche and sent him to the hospital. He was diagnosed with a concussion, and she got shaken down for money.
“So, did you meet him?”
The old ancestor hurried over to ask.
“You hit him too hard. He has a concussion.”
She'd only meant to stage a little accident and extort him, but the old ancestor had gone way too far with his dirty tricks.
“It's fine, granddaughter. Try the next one. Find someone with a harder head, and we'll definitely get some money out of him.”
Why try again? A lawyer's letter has already arrived.
Qu Niran's soul transmigrated into the 1970s, and the road to reuniting with her ancestor was full of twists and turns.
No one else knew the secret code between them.
“Instant noodles dipped in youtiao.”
“Then you're an idiot.”
The first time they met, they ate from a dog's bowl. The second time they recognized each other, a Taoist priest took them away to exorcise them.
“He's the one who's sick. He likes instant noodles dipped in youtiao, and I don't, so I'm fine. Please send him to a psychiatric hospital.”
“She says she can see ghosts. She also says she likes watching people bathe. She's a pervert. Please arrest her and lock her up.”
Come on, let's have a grandfather and granddaughter kill each other.
She's destined to be poor, but she has a wealthy boss, her personal ATM.
If she throws in her lot with him and becomes his lackey, she'll enjoy endless riches and splendor.
“Boss, I'm your workhorse. Use me as you please. I won't change jobs. I'll follow you to the death. Wherever you go, I'll go.”
He liked hearing her butter him up, but he liked her loyalty even more.
His gaze grew increasingly strange as he smiled.
“Is that so? Then get into my bed.”
