This is too hilarious! From the start, school beauty Bei Weiwei gives me two slaps!
I get drunk and cause trouble, then take responsibility, only to earn her utter disgust.
At the critical moment, the Ultimate All-Purpose System activates!
As long as I win the school beauty's heart and max out her affection, I can unlock god-tier skills and amass a fortune worth billions!
Who knew one cheeky stunt, lifting her skirt in public, would earn me another hard punch and make her affection plummet by thirty points!
I cry and beg the System to unlink me so I can run, but it coldly refuses: Unlinking is not available!
So what if I started with negative affection? God-tier draws are available every day, and outrageous abilities are mine for the taking!
Watch me court disaster in every possible way and make a powerful comeback, completely winning over the stunning school beauty who hates me to the bone!
