Three Kingdoms: I, Dong Zhuo, Am Forced to Be the Villain of My Destiny

When I woke up, I became the fat-headed and big-eared national thief Dong Zhuo, and the eighteen princes had blocked the door! A "big villain system" forces me to do evil or die! "Ding! Insult Yuan Shao and reward 1,000 villain points!" "Ding! Rob Diao Chan and reward 5,000 villain points!" "Ding! Burn Luoyang, and you will be rewarded with a [gift package for newbies], including an AK47 production line!" Okay, acting, right? I act! I am the most evil Dong Zhuo in history! Cao Cao: "If the traitor Dong is not eliminated, the world will be in trouble!" Liu Bei: "The traitor Dong and I are at odds with each other!" But they don't know that I used the points I earned from scolding Yuan Shao to exchange for improved potato seeds, so that the people under my rule will never be hungry again. The Diao Chan, Cai Wenji, and Zhen Mi whom I "robbed" all smiled like flowers under my protection. When my Iron Buddha Legion drove their tanks across the battlefield, the whole world was stunned. Sorry, I don't mean to be a bad person, but the system gives me too much!