When I dressed as the villain's mother who died young in the book, the original protagonist was instructing the five-year-old villain on the art of revenge.
Seeing the future god-killer clenching his fists and looking resentful, I covered the coffin board of the original owner and said, "Smash it, put down your hatred and listen to mom -"
"First, anger hurts your own body; second, you need to write a plan for revenge; third... Our spicy noodles are not enough to bribe future subordinates!"
When the regent pressed me against the palace wall: "If you dare to compare me to a bear again..."
I tilted my head: "A hundred times more powerful than a bear?"
He laughed angrily and pinched my face, and my son suddenly hugged his legs and said fiercely: "Don't try to steal my mother's happiness points!"
Later, the entire cultivation world couldn't sit still: "That happiness KPI king, who are you?"
I stood on the way of heaven and smiled brightly: "Work overtime to be a salty fish, professional funeral management!"
