I Can't Work Another Day at This Lousy Job!

Su Yu transmigrated into the world of cultivation and was stunned! Here, disciples work like cogs in a machine, flying their swords to clock in, while the sect leader carved “996 is a blessing” into the sect rules! Workaholics are everywhere, and try-hards are as common as dogs! She only wants to lie flat, but gets bound to the [Strongest Slacker King System]:

> Ding! Starter quest: snore at the morning assembly in front of thousands!

> Ding! Block the workaholic senior brother in seclusion and ask, “Fellow Daoist, don’t you get tired of working this hard?”

> Ding! Feed a top-grade pill to the old yellow dog guarding the gate!

Su Yu: ??? System, are you trying to get me killed?

And yet...

She snores, and spiritual energy automatically flows into her body!

She mouths off to a workaholic, and his Dao heart wavers on the spot!

She feeds the dog a pill, and the old yellow dog actually speaks, attracting a mysterious big shot!

From then on, the cultivation world goes completely off the rails:

She does a square dance at the sect tournament and wins!

She knits a sweater for a vicious beast and tames it!

She gives the aloof Immortal Venerable a foot massage... and he actually enjoys it?!

While others work themselves into shattered Dao hearts, she lies flat and coasts her way to immortality!

When the great figures of the Immortal Realm kneel and beg her to “slack off even more,” Su Yu flips the table in fury: Can I ever clock out of this lousy job or not?!