Ruyi's Story: Unworthy of the Empress's Seat

(Please leave a good review and rating!) Mind-voice “dog training”: the more you train them, the more fun it gets! I transmigrate into Fucha Langhua. I won’t deliberately make life difficult for anyone else, and I’ll do my best to save them. This is a snarky take, so if you love Ruyi, please take the next turn left or right. Thanks! 1. The heroine’s identity: A retired top agent from the quick transmigration bureau and an honorary elder, with overwhelming strength that lets her crush the competition by sheer dimensional superiority. 2. Her core golden finger: She can control people’s inner thoughts and deliver them precisely where they’ll do the most damage. She’ll slap the crazy woman until her face swells, and hit the scumbag emperor right where it hurts. “Slap the hell out of him!” It’s cathartic. 3. Her goal: Rebuild the foundations of the world, deal with the scumbag emperor, and cure the Ruyi affliction. Make Langhua the harem’s true “white moonlight”! Put the crazy man and woman in their place. The quick transmigration bureau’s number-one agent was enjoying her wonderful retirement when this drama, riddled with flaws, infuriated her so much that she couldn’t help but laugh. Even after ranting about it to her fellow retired System, she still wasn’t satisfied. With a wave of her hand, she put her “relaxation plans” on hold. “I’ve traveled through countless little worlds, seen every kind of spectacle, and have the steel nerves of the quick transmigration bureau’s number-one agent! How could a deranged drama give me a headache?” “No way. I’m absolutely fuming! Second Fool, open the space-time barrier. I’m going to this godforsaken world myself and give those two lunatics a proper fix!” Transmigrate into Fucha Langhua: set the harem straight, cure the Ruyi affliction, and train the scumbag emperor.