I'm Actually a Taoist Priest

The Shangqing Ghost Code, Volume of Punishments, lays down heaven's decree:

“When evil spirits defy the order of yin and yang and slaughter the people, the twenty-four courts of the Thunder Department shall sharpen their blades and shatter the fiends, while the thirty-six prisons of Fengdu must bind their souls and suppress the calamity, forever ending the threat!”

The Celestial Altar Jade Precepts, Forbidden Chapters on Earth Veins, declares:

“Deadly nodes in the earth's veins are deep pools of resentment and malice. Whoever dares disturb their seal shall summon a calamity that shakes the heavens. Those who guard them must make their bodies the stele and their blood the wedge!”

The ancient edge of the Shangqing Ghost Code is finally tempered amid the mortal world, forging a new chapter in the defense of humanity.

Where is the Dao? In the lightning at your fingertips, in the truth within a talisman, and, above all, in this world of everyday life, in every tomorrow not swallowed by baleful energy!