Thanks for the invitation. I'm at BOSS's lair and just connected to WIFI.
When the heartbeat of the Evil God of Destruction shatters the player's heart——
Eros' "world-destroying weapon" → is actually a potato chip feeding machine
He swept away my potato chips with his tentacles: "Human, you stepped on my charging cable!"
The player assassinated him? I put on the Hello Kitty bulletproof bib behind my back: "Don't splatter blood on my new slippers!"
The system forces me to kill the enemy? I directed the Evil God to dance "Pure Land"!
Lord God purge me? He crushed the purger, wrapped his tentacles around me and eloped: "The password is your birthday, is this black card enough to support you?"
"Heart Trembling Core" → Changed to mobile phone power bank after marriage
"The Coffin of the Lord God" → Used as a wedding storage box to hold red envelopes
I kissed his fangs: "Deal! But there are three chapters:
1. Help me clear the shopping cart before destroying the world!
2. Don't use your tentacles to help me write my weekly report! !
3. Tonight... Um..."
