The only way up the mountain of books is through hard work. The sea of suffering has no end, so I’ll row my own boat!
After studying How to Take Shortcuts, Su Yu made an astonishing discovery: ever since ancient times, sages who achieved great things never bothered with the little details!
As long as you get the right result, the method doesn’t matter.
And so, an obscure streamer with barely any following, who teaches unorthodox cultivation, began preaching, teaching, and answering questions online.
What should you do if you’re an angler who always comes home empty-handed?
Don’t worry. Ever heard of fishing with a mousetrap? Just replace the hook with a mousetrap, add some bait, and you’re guaranteed to catch one every time!
Want to lose weight fast?
Have you heard of the King’s Row-Loss Diet? No? That’s all right. We’ve also got the Extra-Spicy Turkey Noodle Diet and the Sleeping Pill Diet. Care to give them a try?
You’ve only practiced your spear technique for a year, and your match is tomorrow. What should you do?
No need to worry. Just secretly attach a strobe light to the spearhead, and every problem will be solved! No matter how many years your opponent has trained, a flash of cold light comes first, then it blinds you right in the eyes!
Who cares how much positive energy there is in the streamer’s spear technique? The main thing is to be as underhanded as possible!
When the viewers in the livestream saw this, they applauded in amazement. If only they’d known such simple and effective methods existed, why waste time worrying about problems you couldn’t solve?
The key was that these seemingly crooked methods worked every time. Once people tried them, they had nothing to say.
Years later, when a reporter asked the streamer what he thought of the sudden rise of unorthodox practices, Su Yu replied, “Who says a crooked path isn’t a path? Who says an unorthodox way isn’t a way? Take it from your streamer: the righteous sects point you toward the road, but I’ll take you onto the expressway!”
Haven!!!!
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Chapter 44 What this glutinous rice dumpling did is really disturbing and uncomfortable.
Chapter 30: The Evil Art of Fishing [face-covering] I'm not a buddy. If you don't know, you'd think I'm reading some fairy-cultivating novel [face-covering]