"Yuan Shu doesn't want to die"
In 996, the social animal Lin Mo suddenly died and transformed into Yuan Shu. When he opened his eyes, he was at the emperor's proclaiming ceremony - with the imperial seal in his arms, Cao Cao's coalition forces were on the way, and there were only five days of food left in the granary.
"Your Majesty, do you want to sacrifice to heaven?"
"Sacrifice your ass! Live first!"
The social animal skills are maxed out: use SWOT to analyze the situation, rely on "resisting Cao to save the Han" to become emperor, and adding half a spoonful of salt to each bowl of porridge to bind people's hearts when selling private property in exchange for food.
What's even more outrageous is that he fed Lu Bu a beautiful war horse as "poison", imitated Cao Cao's handwriting to trick Yuan Shao, and taught soldiers how to play double-entry bookkeeping to prevent corruption.
When Xia Houyuan fell into a swamp trap, Sun Ce held the jade seal but did not dare to pick it up. Cao Cao found out that Emperor Xian was abducted to Xuzhou...
"Where are the dead bones in the tomb that we promised?" The princes were collectively confused.
Lin Mo responded: The social beast took over the bad business and still made Yuan Shu the best in the Three Kingdoms!
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