At my boss's business dinner, I ordered a plate of condensed-milk steamed buns, put them in the center of the table, and posted a photo to my social media:
"Babies should eat baby food. The boss said to help yourself, nobody's going to fight you for it. Eat up, little baby, and grow big and tall."
My boyfriend left a comment below, mocking me: "Hurry up and eat with your baby bowl~ When you're done, have all the big shots rub your baby belly and burp up a little strawberry-flavored milk."
That made sense. I raised my hand to signal the server and asked her to bring me a small bowl. I even made sure to specify that I wanted a child's bowl.
The boss said nothing, just shook his head over and over.
Hmph, little boss. I've got you wrapped around my finger!
