I, Su Mo, opened my eyes and became the cannon fodder little devil in the devil world!
The territory is barren, the demons are in ruins, the succubus of the abyss holds tea parties every day, and the three-headed dog from hell doesn't even bother to look at the door! He is about to be swallowed up by the devil next door and become a slave!
"You trash! Shame! The company's disgrace!" Facing the mutinous Demon General, I roared, and the entire Demon King's Palace froze instantly. All the demons thought I was crazy!
"All-hands pep rally"!
"From today on, KPI and OKR assessments will be introduced! 996 Is your blessing!" - As soon as the words fell, the whole place was silent! The rebellious demon general was stupid, the fishing demon was confused, and this new demon king... His brain was burned by the holy light?
I slapped a copy of "Last Place Elimination System" on the face of the Ancient War Demon. He was so frightened that he put the sickle back on his shoulder!
I put all the flirtatious succubi into the "Marketing Department", specializing in instigating angels! Incorporate the Abyss Trolls who only know how to fight into the "Engineering Department" and build me hundreds of magic energy reactors overnight!
While other demon kings are still relying on personal force to intimidate their subordinates, my "devil army" has been armed to the teeth with "equity incentives" and "wolf culture"!
The heavens and gods are furious, and a hundred thousand angel legions descend!
The devil shouted "for the quarterly bonus" and "we can go public if we win heaven" and charged madly at the devil's iron army!
The God King looked at the "Feasibility Report on the Strategic Merger and Acquisition and Overall Listing of Paradise" that I submitted, holding the holy sword in his hand, and was completely lost in thought:
"I... I just want to fight a "feasibility report" and jihad. Why did he talk to me about business closed loop and ecological revolution?"
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