[Journey to the West+Tang Monk+Inverted Tiangang+Rebel Flow]
[Alias: Learning from scriptures, what scriptures to learn from? A poor monk has not been a monk for many years, what kind of scriptures do he still take?]
I, Jiang Liu, traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became a dashing dandy. My life was so nourishing!
Until one day Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in front of me and told me that I was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a person destined to learn scriptures?
What a joke! Go to the West to learn scriptures?
As that nine-nine-nine-eighty-one-difficult mobile experience package?
Fuck you!
Bite! Destiny choice detected, please host to make a choice!
[Choice 1: Accept your fate and become the Buddhist scroll king. Reward: Golden Body of Merit...]
[Choice 2: Decline politely and put your life first. Reward: Elixir of Immortality...]
[Choice 3: Hard-core rejection, anger against Guanyin, focusing on a rebellious character! Reward: The prehistoric top skill "Nine Turns of Mysterious Yuan Jue", the magical power "Mighty Heavenly Dragon"!
Is this still a choice? !
I yelled on the spot: "Bodhisattva, you are calling this moral kidnapping! Pursuing Buddhist scriptures is like a sinkhole. Monsters with backgrounds are picked up, and monsters without backgrounds are beaten to death with a stick. The water is too deep for me, a mortal, to grasp!"
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three! Sharp words shocked the three worlds! Rewards have been distributed!
Guanyin was stunned by me and ran away in despair! The Five Fang Jiedi came with great force and wanted to force me to go on my way?
Bite! A Buddhist thug is detected, please choose the host!
[Choice 1: Suck it up...]
[Choice 2:…]
[Choice 3: Let them know what "Mighty Heavenly Dragon" is! Reward: Skyrocketing cultivation level...!
The five directions reveal the truth, right? It's quite a grand occasion, isn't it?
I smiled: "I'm just using you to sacrifice my magical powers!"
Reader comments
I have seen the quasi-sage Guanyin, I have also seen the Daluo Guanyin, and this is the first time I have seen the Taiyi Guanyin.
I have seen the quasi-sage Guanyin, I have also seen the Daluo Guanyin, and this is the first time I have seen the Taiyi Guanyin.
Funny novels are awesome