Crooked-Mouth Magic: A Cure for Every Doubter

Lin Yi, a worthless apprentice branded “Loran's Shame,” awakens the [Crooked-Mouth Incantation System]!

[Ding! One slip of the tongue → Ridiculousness Points +10086!]

He says “Hot Pot Spell” instead of “Fireball Spell” → drains the magic from the entire exam hall, leaving the instructors terrified!

He says “Lightning Fries” instead of “Blink Spell” → tens of thousands of electrified fries bury the enforcement squad alive!

He says “Matchmaker Spell” instead of “Charm Spell” → a black-market big shot gets set up on a blind date and dies of embarrassment on the spot!

Ridiculousness Points can be used for lucky draws, stat boosts, or exchanging for “concept-level forbidden spells”!

[Current Ridiculousness Points: 999999+]

[Quest: Shock all of Tomato Novel in three days. Reward: SSS-tier Silver Tongue, Words Become Law!]

Have you crooked your mouth today?