Taoist, I Was Born a Bad Person

[Relaxing, funny, scheming, brainless, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, it has everything you need! My parents disappeared three years ago, and their only property is a big black dog that only works hard? If the evil boy bullies me, I will destroy his limbs! The tyrant suppresses me, and I cut off his inheritance! Carrying a mysterious bronze piece, it can detect all the weaknesses in the world! Flaw in the technique? The core of the formation? Are fairies on guard? In my eyes, Lin Fan, they are nothing but country chickens and tile dogs! Do you have a distinguished family heritage? I have beast brothers! Do you use thousands of magic weapons? I'll break all your tricks with one stone! Others rely on their spiritual roots to become immortals, but I rely on being sinister to achieve immortality! Others rely on magic weapons to overcome tribulations, but I rely on shaking people to overcome tribulations! They say the world is unfair, so I will create a bright future! It is said that this immortal road is ruthless, so I will take my brothers, a dog and a sword, to kill the nine heavens, and ask the high-altitude immortal gods, whether your neck is enough for the mortal iron in my hand to cut it neatly!