High Martial: My Crazy Cards Can Cheat

[High Martial Arts] [Ensemble Cast] [Meme-Heavy] [Multiple Heroines] [Original] [No Power Creep Suppression] [Unhinged]

Luo Xing's old age was lonely...

Heavenly fire fell, the Burning Legion marched, the dead rose, aliens invaded, the Old Gods awakened, and the Federation collapsed...

Yet Luo Xing charged headlong into the fray, covered in a deck of lunatic cards whose wielders no longer knew the difference between heaven and earth. He blessed everyone who tried to reform him.

Enemy: Luo Xing, Luo Xing, are you cheating?

Luo Xing: This is all hard work and sweat! Send this one to the unlimited tentacle threesome hell.

Enemy: Luo Xing, Luo Xing, why is your selfie a family photo?

Luo Xing: I'll punch you into oblivion, you pointless piece of crap!

Enemy: Retreat! A magnetic-field powerhouse?! I've got a question for you...

Luo Xing: Enough with all that nonsense. First, I'll send you into an endless cycle of depravity!

Enemy: Luo Xing, Luo Xing...

Luo Xing: Combine! My cards can break through the heavens! BIG BOMM!

Enemy: Retreat! Is that a debate gremlin?!

After the so-called gods, dragons, Celestial Venerables, saints, Old Gods, and even the rules themselves have all been beaten to the ground, Luo Xing can only helplessly explain that it was all because his cards were too crazy and loved working out, and accidentally beat the lot of them to a pulp.