Showbiz: I Livestream My Side Hustles, and the Whole Internet Cracks Up

[Ridiculous comedy]

Lin Zhan transmigrates and becomes a minor celebrity, barely known to anyone. He'd planned to find himself a rich woman to support him, but he just couldn't get it up. At long last, he awakens a System, only for Uncle Lin to hijack it with a single remark, leaving him with all sorts of bizarre skills.

Lin Zhan: “Congratulations, big brother. Your wife is three months pregnant.”

Big brother: “I've been away on a business trip for over half a year, and you're telling me my wife is pregnant?”

Girl: “He sprayed it all over my face.”

Big brother: “My wife spends hours at the gym every time.”

Lin Zhan: “Gold is toxic. Swallowing it all the time is bad for your health.”

Lin Zhan: “Some problems are rooted deep. No amount of exercise can fix them.”