When Lin Luo wakes up, he has become a Super Minion in the King's Canyon.
The System coldly announces: [Ultimate mission: Become the strongest King and unlock the way home.]
He blows up: “I don't even have any skills. What the hell am I supposed to play?”
[Ding! Strong rebellious intent detected. Hidden talent unlocked: Trash Talk MAX!]
When the enemy Li Bai prepares to dive under the tower for a kill, Lin Luo yells, “Sword immortal? More like a glorified masseur! Even the river crab farms faster than you!”
Li Bai's sword veers off course, and the tower shoots him dead.
When Diao Chan is about to unleash her endless Moonlit Dance combo, Lin Luo drawls, “After you finish that square-dancing routine, remember to sweep up the petals.”
Diao Chan slips and lands flat on her back.
The Canyon erupts: This Super Minion is toxic! He can kill people just by running his mouth?
Lin Luo, however, stares at the System interface, lost in thought: Gongsun Li's bunny ears look so pettable, and Hua Mulan's swordsmanship is so damn cool...
[Warning! Dangerous thoughts detected in Host. Hell Training instance forcibly activated!]
He charges into the instance, keyboard in hand. “A keyboard warrior is still a warrior. Today, I'll show you what the top scholar of the Zuan server can do!”
[Infinite flow + lighthearted + fiery]
