[Sand sculpture + counter-routine + strong-mouthed king + porcelain expert + death seeker + shameless Tang monk + mudslides on the way to Buddhist scriptures]
Tang An became Tang Monk, and his first reaction was: Stable! This wave of Tianhu starts! It is impossible to die, not even in this life!
So, while other Buddhist pilgrims were still reciting sutras, Tang An had already opened the Suicide Reward:
"King Hua Cat, sharpen the knife quickly! Aim it at the heart, don't affect the taste!"
"Old Niu, you have a nice horn, take it! Hey, are you selling the bullwhip?"
"Xingjun! They hurt me mentally! Pay compensation! Bring me the tiger skin mat!"
Three Demon Kings of Shuangcha Ridge: Please! Let's go! Can we kowtow to you? !
Taibaijinxing: Buddha! This generation of Buddhist practitioners can't lead them!
Looking at the newly collected "trophies" and the collapsed victims, Tang An looked westward on a crane, full of expectation:
"Disciple Wukong~ I haven't seen you in five hundred years. Do you want to be your master? Quick! Give me the golden cudgel. I will teach you how to use the stick in fancy ways... Oh no, to slay demons!"
