Zhao Gou's soul traveled through the Southern Song Dynasty, and the entire Jin Kingdom trembled.
Who would have thought that this tyrant, instead of going to court or training his troops, actually opened a hamburger restaurant by the West Lake.
"Secret hamburger of the Song Dynasty, buy one get one free!" Jin Guoxizuo sent back the urgent report, Wanyan Dan laughed wildly while looking at the memorial.
Three months later, the nobles of the Kingdom of Jin fought over burgers: "The last box of double cheeseburgers is mine!"
Wanyanwan woke up from hunger in the middle of the night and found that the imperial chef was stealing French fries: "Your Majesty... Long live the Burger God Cult!"
When Yue Fei's military expenses for the Northern Expedition were all the profits of the burger restaurant, the economy of the Kingdom of Jin completely collapsed.
"Repay my hard-earned money!" Wan Yandan collapsed and screamed in the direction of the Southern Song Dynasty, "My dragon robe has been mortgaged to the burger restaurant!"
Zhao Gou, who was in Lin'an, secretly laughed and said: I have conquered you with this junk food. How can Hamburger and Coke have the flavor of my Dongpo meat?
