Chen Feng, the number-one wastrel of Nanyuan City, lived by a simple yet steadfast philosophy: the Three Don'ts. Don't open his eyes, don't move, and don't think. His daily spending sent spirit stones flowing like water, until his father could take it no longer and spent a fortune to buy him a place in the Ascension Trials. “Get your butt off to cultivate immortality!”
“Fine! Just watch me ascend...” And so Chen Feng's absurdly hilarious cultivation journey began…
The cultivation realms in this story are divided as follows:
Lower Realm: Qi Refining → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul → Deity Transformation (→ Void Refining → Body Integration → Mahayana) → Tribulation Transcendence → Ascension!
Humorous and worthy of attention