Ask Me to Save the Continent, but I Just Want to Run Away

The social animal king Riqin woke up and started running naked in a stable in another world! The only "golden finger" is a cheating sword: [The Shame of the European Emperor] - 99% probability of ten times the critical hit, 1% probability of the attack failing + forced social death! He originally wanted to survive, but he impulsively bought the wolf-eared girl Shirley. From then on, protecting the foreign beauties around him became his KPI: Fight? It's all about gambling! You can only be handsome for three seconds, and taking a bath is your daily routine. Support a family? It's a lot of pressure! To make money to support your family, you have to be wary of aristocratic gangsters, slave traders, and demons emerging from the ground. Dream? I just want to lie down! However, the battle between humans and demons forced Xianyu to fight against the world in order to protect his "family". "Is this sword with a 99% explosion rate serious?!"