Journey to the West: You Wanted Me to Be an Ox Demon, So What Is This Newton?

[Congratulations! You have been reincarnated as a bull demon in the world of Journey to the West. Talk about a nightmare from the start! Begin your miserable trip through hell, heh heh heh… Wait! What do you mean your name is Newton?]

“When humans think, God laughs?”

“Grant me Newton’s gift for understanding!”

Zhang Tian sat cross-legged beneath an apple tree. With a single thought, the winds and clouds shifted; countless points of light became chains linking heaven and earth. Ethereal celestial music filled the air as countless fairies arrived with flowers to celebrate truth and his elevation to the Great Emperor Who Subdues Demons Across the Three Realms.

Taishang Laojun rode by on a blue ox and praised him:

[An apple falls from heaven to earth, half a classic sets the world aright;

Millennia of doubts resolved in a day, universal gravitation spans past and present.]