Lin Xian, a cosmic-level big shot (retired). These days, all he wants is to squeeze onto the bus, eat instant noodles, and get chewed out by his boss without batting an eye. He gets bound to a stingy System? The reward is ten yuan and a spicy snack stick! That's it? You trying to brush off a beggar?
His power is sealed by 99.999%? Whatever! Mortal troubles? A gentle breeze! The world's in danger? Keep it down, I'm watching my show!
Until...
He swats a mosquito and sends three burly men flying! (The water dispenser: ???)
His neighbor picks up one of his "glass marbles," and that night, a demon smashes through the window!
Yawning, Lin Xian pulls out a plastic grocery bag...
Whoosh! Demon bagged, tied up, and tossed in the corner! Smooth as can be!
His aloof neighbor, Tantai Lingyue: Worldview, deceased!
Spiritual qi revival? Demon gods bent on destroying the world?
A prodigy of ancient martial arts picks a fight? Lin Xian grabs a willow branch. "This is how you use a sword!" (The prodigy hits the floor.)
A ferocious beast lays waste to a city? Lin Xian sets up a barbecue grill. "Skewer yourselves!" (The beast offers up its core, begging to be used as an ingredient.)
An army from another world bears down on them? Lin Xian finds them noisy. "Quiet!" (The entire army vanishes into dust.)
The strongest experts kneel and beg: "Big shot! Save the world!"
Lin Xian: "Hold on, my noodles are getting soggy... Keep making noise, and you're next in the plastic bag!"
Didn't you know after scanning the monster-attracting bead that it fell out of your pocket? Is that a forced arrangement by the system? You, a cosmic-level boss, can't deal with a system? In name, retirement life is actually arranged by the system to make it less like an individual. It is recommended to cancel the system scenes and arrange these actions according to the protagonist's own thoughts, so that it can still be watched.