Lin Xian, universe-level boss (retired version). Now I just want to squeeze in the bus, eat instant noodles, and be scolded by my boss (I feel no emotions at all). Bind a stingy system? Reward ten yuan plus spicy strips! That's it? Send away beggars?
Power seal 99.999%? It doesn't matter! Mortal troubles? Breeze! World crisis? Stop arguing, it's stopping me from watching the drama!
Until——
Shoot the mosquitoes and send three strong men flying away! (Water dispenser: ??)
The neighbor picked up the "glass beads" he dropped, and the demon broke the window that night!
Lin Xian yawned and took out a plastic bag from the supermarket...
Phew! The monster packs, knots, and corners! Done in one go!
Tantai Lingyue, the aloof neighbor: World view, die!
Resurrection of spiritual energy? Demon God destroys the world?
Gu Wu Tianjiao provokes? Lin Xian picked up the wicker: "Sword, use it like this!" (Tianjiao knelt down)
A ferocious beast massacres the city? Lin Xian holds up the barbecue grill: "You can skewer the skewers yourself!" (The ferocious beast offers its inner elixir to be used as food material)
An army from another world is approaching? Lin Xian was dissatisfied with the noise: "Quiet!" (Legion, wiped out in ashes)
All the powerful men knelt down and begged: "Big brother! Save the world!"
Lin Xian: "Wait a minute, the instant noodles are almost full... Whoever makes more noise will be put into a plastic bag next!"
Reader comments
Didn't you know after scanning the monster-attracting bead that it fell out of your pocket? Is that a forced arrangement by the system? You, a cosmic-level boss, can't deal with a system? In name, retirement life is actually arranged by the system to make it less like an individual. It is recommended to cancel the system scenes and arrange these actions according to the protagonist's own thoughts, so that it can still be watched.
Didn't you know after scanning the monster-attracting bead that it fell out of your pocket? Is that a forced arrangement by the system? You, a cosmic-level boss, can't deal with a system? In name, retirement life is actually arranged by the system to make it less like an individual. It is recommended to cancel the system scenes and arrange these actions according to the protagonist's own thoughts, so that it can still be watched.