When I rebooted my old laptop, I was sucked into a cyan vortex. When I woke up, I had become an abandoned baby in the snow.
Clutching my only possession, that old computer, I was freezing to death. Then a passing elderly cultivator found me. Curious, he poked the "jade box" in my arms and sent a stream of spiritual energy into it.
The computer screen suddenly lit up with mysterious runes, and my tiny body instinctively absorbed the spiritual energy. The old cultivator gaped in astonishment. "Th-this is a Heavenly Spirit Root?" Suddenly, the computer spoke in a cold electronic voice: "Charging complete."
