[Book Transmigration]+ [Mindless Wish Fulfillment]+ [Absurd Journey to the West]+ [The Strongest Tang Sanzang on Earth]
A modern-day overworked office drone transmigrates into Tang Sanzang in Journey to the Mad West.
What? Retrieve the true scriptures? Save all living beings? Amitabha Buddha... This humble monk is the first to refuse!
Give up alcohol? Give up meat? Keep all six senses pure? Whoever wants to live that Buddhist life can do it themselves!
“Wukong, your transformations are marvelous. Turn into a beautiful demoness so your master can ‘enlighten’ you.”
“Out with you, bald fool! Stop talking nonsense! Let’s see if my Old Sun’s staff can beat you to death!”
At the Kingdom of Women: “This humble monk has come from the Tang Empire in the East. I only hope to share a little ‘romance’ with Your Majesty.”
At Lion Camel Ridge, the three demons wait eagerly, drooling.
One moment: “Tang Sanzang is almost here. Get ready.”
The next: “What the heck? Why is everyone in this pilgrimage party an immortal ancestor?!”
Eating Tang Sanzang’s flesh grants immortality and a huge boost in cultivation?
Good question!
What would happen if Tang Sanzang ate Tang Sanzang’s flesh...?
[And so, the most outrageous fantasy adventure in history officially begins!]
He kicks the nursing home at Spirit Mountain and smacks down the kindergarten in the Heavenly Court.
What pilgrimage master? Call me Tang Sanzang, the Human Emperor, leader of the Tang Sect, and the toughest guy in the Three Realms!
🤯Not reasonable at all
That's bullshit. Just making it up.