Li Yuxing from Linghuan Village was born with the "gene that deserves a beating". Other children were crying over the candy, but he came up to him in a mean manner and said, "This candy looks like donkey dung eggs, are you sure you can swallow it?" When the other child burst into anger, he snatched it away and ran, chirping as he ran, "Hey, it's even sweeter than donkey dung eggs!"
What's even more sinister is that the more he is scolded, the more strange powers he grows - the whole village's anger becomes his "cultivation tonic".
That day, he was acting wildly against the crooked neck tree at the end of the village. When he was in a mood to urinate, the tree trunk glowed green and dragged him into the whirlpool.
When he arrived at the Lingyun Immortal Sect, he hugged the master's thigh and cried: "Look at my bones! I can lace the tea with gold, and press out the relics by beating my back. If you don't accept me? How much merit will the sect earn!" After entering the door, he blew up the alchemy room into billowing black smoke. He still said plausibly: "This is called the explosive alchemy method. What if the divine elixir of the universe is exploded?"
On the Overlord Yan Continent, he first patted his chest against the humans, then turned around and lied to the demons: "It's useless to fight the humans. The treasures of the demons are piled up in mountains, let's move them out!" When the fight between the two sides was dark, he squatted next to pick up the loot: "Come on, I think that demon sword is very smooth..."
When he met the "cold-faced Yama", he knelt down and cried: "Hero! My eighty-year-old sow is waiting to be fed!" Taking advantage of the opponent's nausea, he bit his leg and grabbed the secret book with "aww", and made a face while running: "Silly big man! I won't tell you until I can catch up with grandpa!"
Relying on this "cheap to the bone" ability, Li Yuxing traveled sideways in the world, making the big bosses itchy and unable to catch him. The louder the scolding, the higher he flew, and his path to heaven became a legend that made the world dumbfounded.
So pretty! !