Code Monkey in the Celestial Court: I Fix Bugs in the Immortal Realm
Programmer Chen Xu was struck by lightning and ascended to the Celestial Court.
The immortals held up their tablets, looking troubled. "Fellow immortal, please help us fix the Three Realms Management System!"
After taking over, he discovered that Matchmaker's AI was pairing people at random, matching Tang Sanzang with the White Bone Demon;
The King of Hell's Book of Life and Death database had crashed, leaving Sun Wukong repeatedly doing sit-ups in its pages;
And the most outrageous problem of all: the Jade Emperor's central control system for the Hall of Miraculous Mist had "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" as its startup music.
As Chen Xu stayed up all night rewriting the code of the Heavenly Dao, he suddenly received an encrypted log:
"The 1,024th reincarnation experiment has failed. Operators: Fuxi, Nuwa, Pangu..."
He silently unplugged the network cable. "So we're living in someone else's test server?"
