## The Primordial World’s King of Snark: Yang Jian Derails the Whole Family’s Script from the Start
> Modern office worker Yang Jian dies suddenly and transmigrates as a three-year-old in the Primordial World.
> Seeing his mother Yao Ji pursued by celestial soldiers, he rants inwardly: “Hell mode from the start? The Heavenly Dao’s script is such a scam!”
> He binds to the Snark Energy System, leveling up by roasting powerful figures in his head.
> Yu Ding Zhenren takes him as a disciple: “This child has exceptional talent!” In reality, Yang Jian is making fun of his receding hairline.
> The Investiture of the Gods calamity begins. He acts like a well-behaved young uncle in public, but causes trouble nonstop behind the scenes.
> He tricks Nezha into setting the Dragon King’s temple on fire and urges Lei Zhenzi to wax Yuanshi Tianzun’s hair.
> The Jade Emperor roars: “Who taught my nephew such bad habits?” Yang Jian blinks his big eyes: “Uncle, I’m super well-behaved!”
> In the final showdown with Hongjun, Yang Jian unleashes his ultimate snark: “The Heavenly Dao is unjust! I want there to be no more tragic scripts in this Primordial World!”
> The whole family achieves sainthood through the flesh and opens the Primordial World’s first themed teahouse Beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens.
> The Jade Emperor stares at the sign by the door, “Yang Jian inside. Enter at your own risk,” and falls into deep thought.
