The day Lu Zhao bound himself to the Heavenly Court livestream System, a monster was chasing him and trying to chew off his leg.
At death’s door, he pulled out A Guide to Postpartum Care for Sows and started streaming:
“Hey, folks! These special effects are top-tier! Send those rockets!”
His viewers went wild with tips: “The effects are insane!”
That is, until he manually removed the placenta from an immortal sect’s spirit beast and livestreamed a C-section on a nine-tailed fox.
Alchemy? Better to learn how to stimulate a sow’s milk production!
Beast taming? Memorize the postpartum care guide first!
When the big shots of the Three Realms knelt and begged “Divine Doctor Lu” to deliver their divine beast cubs, he grinned wickedly at the camera:
“Knowledge is power! Come on, everyone, let’s send some grand carnivals!”
