Journey to the West: I, Tang Sanzang, Bind to the Supreme System from the Start

What did you say? Sun Wukong fought Patriarch Bodhi,

and the whole world was smashed to pieces!

How can a loser like me still be sent on the Journey to the West?

And I’m Tang Sanzang, too? It’s time to shed this pathetic, spineless image of mine!

If you don’t make a move, sir, I’ll have to make one myself! If you can’t understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings, I happen to know a little kung fu!

Bajie, just look at what you’ve done! You scared all the ladies away. Get dressed, right now!

Oh my goodness! Junior Brother Sha, how did you turn into Junior Sister Sha? You look pretty good, though. Come here and let your master get a closer look.

Hee-hee!