[Traveling through the heavens + hilarious complaints + cheating system + Dihua (misunderstanding) flow]
Li Xiaoshuai traveled through time and was bound to a lottery system.
He originally thought that he was about to embark on the road of Long Aotian, marry Bai Fumei, and become CEO from then on...
As a result, he discovered that the system seemed to have a serious problem!
When he needed a magic weapon, the system gave him a ["This faces the enemy"] brick.
When he needed a miracle cure, the system gave him a box of [mint-flavored throat lozenges].
When he needed a peerless skill, the system forced him to teach Zhang Fei to sing "I Will Love Even If I Die"!
Li Xiaoshuai: "System, can't you afford it?"
System: "Host, if heaven is going to entrust this person with a great responsibility, he must first deceive his will and destroy his three views. All the arrangements of this system are to make you a peerless strong man who does not take the ordinary path!"
Li Xiaoshuai: "I believe you! I just want to be a salty fish, can you please stop acting?!"
However, the world is always full of misunderstandings.
He used instant noodle seasoning packets to scare away the Yellow Turbans, and was regarded as the "Destined Immortal Master" by Liu Bei.
He used noise-canceling headphones to listen to Zhang Fei's songs, and was regarded by Guan Yu as a hidden master who mastered the "ancient Dharma".
He used throat lozenges to treat the throats of fierce generals, and was hailed by Cao Cao as the master who created a "new logistics medical system."
Unknowingly, Li Xiaoshuai realized that he seemed... To have really become a boss?
