Gu Qianfan, a gold medal publicist, woke up from a hangover and became the useless son-in-law of the most beautiful merchant in the Daqian Dynasty.
At the poetry meeting, his father-in-law and brother-in-law forced him to write poems for the sake of face, otherwise they would sink him into the pond.
Looking at this group of pretentious ancient literati, Gu Qianfan smiled.
Compose poetry? What a fart!
Bite! The host's strong emotional fluctuations are detected, and the 'Eternal Flow' system is activated!
[As long as the host's words and deeds trigger other people's emotions, generate fame or controversy (traffic), it can be transformed into 'literary spirit', improve cultivation, and exchange for all things!
So, under the disdainful eyes of the audience, Gu Qianfan slowly spoke:
"As long as my thinking is slippery enough, difficulties will never catch up with me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Wen Palace was shaken, a vision descended from the sky, and a golden "Holy Word" appeared out of thin air! Everyone in the house was shocked!
"You ask me what is Tao? I will spend my whole life answering!" - Everyone had an epiphany, and the bottleneck of their cultivation was loosened!
"Your Excellency, are you here to kill someone?" - The enemy country's great scholar was heartbroken on the spot and vomited blood!
From then on, Gu Qianfan never returned on the road of "refining his life and becoming a saint".
When the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were worried about state affairs, he was creating "hot searches"; when the enemy's army was pressing down on the border, he was engaging in "public opinion war."
Many years later, alien gods came and looked down on all living beings: "Mortals, who dares to fight with me?"
Gu Qianfan stepped onto the Wen Palace, followed by hundreds of millions of "fans" gathering the holy words and Dharma, and smiled slightly:
"What are you looking at?"
