Tired of 996, Lu Chuan returned to his hometown to contract a Shantou pig farm, determined to become a salty fish anchor who would not compete with the world.
But who would have expected that on the first day of the broadcast, the pig feed he prepared with a secret recipe handed down from his ancestors was so fragrant that it actually attracted a pig to fall from the sky and dive into the pig trough to show off its rice in front of the entire network live broadcast!
The live broadcast room exploded instantly!
"Anchor, why is your pig black and white? You look a bit unruly!"
"Good guy, are you going to book a ten-year platinum prison meal at the beginning?"
"The police have been called. The anchor is waiting to step on the sewing machine!"
Faced with reports from all over the Internet and the police who rushed to the scene, Lu Chuan could not defend himself.
However, this is just the beginning!
Today, the South China tiger cubs use the pig pen as a canteen; tomorrow, groups of golden monkeys treat him as a fruit supplier; even the legendary white fox is waiting at his doorstep, waiting to be fed...
I asked you to raise pigs, but I didn't ask you to turn the pig farm into a national treasure zoo!
Faced with the official attention and online supervision from the entire network, Lu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears:
"I really just want to live a leisurely life, so why do I become the only designated chef of a national treasure animal canteen?"
The whole network: "Don't explain! The anchor's 'punishment' is art, we have determined it!"
Reader comments
How naive are you to end up in jail at every turn? It was you who caught him. What does it have to do with you running here by yourself?
I enjoyed watching it the most. Come on, author!
Very good, come on, come on, come on! ! !
Hahahahahahaha the book is super nice,
It's really interesting when it's interesting, and it's really boring when it's boring. I can talk about one thing for several chapters, but I just skipped the first few chapters. Later, the protagonist interacts with animals, which is quite interesting.
How naive are you to end up in jail at every turn? It was you who caught him. What does it have to do with you running here by yourself?
I enjoyed watching it the most. Come on, author!
Very good, come on, come on, come on! ! !
Hahahahahahaha the book is super nice,
It's really interesting when it's interesting, and it's really boring when it's boring. I can talk about one thing for several chapters, but I just skipped the first few chapters. Later, the protagonist interacts with animals, which is quite interesting.