The Taoist Temple Is Too Poor, and the Poor Taoist Wants to Be the Abbot

[Mythology Practice] + [Nonsense Funny] + [Sinister Taoist Priest] + [Easy Divination] + [Taoist Priest & Monk] Zhang Xiaobei inherited the "Three Nothings" Taoist temple on the mountain where there were fewer pilgrims than Taoist priests. He was so poor that he could only drink the northwest wind. When he saw the Buddhist abbot on TV with a female seductress coming down from a Rolls-Royce, he said, "The poor Taoist is enlightened. The Buddha saves the destined people. The poor Taoist is destined to have money!" Just when he was about to replace the Sanqing statue with Tathagata Buddha, the [Strongest Abbot Merit System] awakened! "Ding! As a future abbot, how can I not have clear rules and precepts? Release a task for novices: read and recite the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" a hundred times, and you will be rewarded with [Introduction to Taoist Alchemy]! Zhang Xiaobei was dumbfounded: "Wait, there's something wrong with the system! I really want to be a flower-like monk, but you want me to become a Taoist immortal? " "Ding! It is detected that the host's ordinary heart is too heavy, and an additional task is added: go to the square at the foot of the mountain to bless 10,000 believers. If not completed, you will experience the 'Buddha's Light' electrotherapy package! " Zhang Xiaobei: "No dogs are worthy of it... For the beauty of sports cars... Bah, in order to obtain the true scriptures, I am a poor Taoist... No, I am a poor monk, I will fight today!" " From then on, the most "righteous" abbot in history was born.