I Transmigrated to Another World: While Others Train in Martial Arts, I Cultivate Immortality

A hapless soul sent to another world by the supposed blessings of the 996 work schedule, he has a “golden finger” that seems to have a loose connection. (That blasted book!) Other people transmigrate and become overpowered heroes. I transmigrated and became the world’s most cautious loser. My cultivation is currently a joke: I have to start a fire by rubbing sticks together, take punches to the face, and run away on foot. But! I have an unwavering salted-fish... uh, Daoist heart!

I firmly believe that if I lie low long enough and live long enough, sooner or later I’ll be able to use the “Cleansing Technique” to open a chain of cleaning businesses, use the “Growth Acceleration Technique” to run a greenhouse for spirit plants, and use alchemy to... well, at least make some tasty fasting pills? Martial arts? That’s for crude brutes! Our goal is to take the most immortal-like approach to the most down-to-earth work, and make the mightiest Martial Saints furious!