How Am I Anything Like a Eunuch Faction Member?

[Transmigration] [Ancient Setting] [Light Comedy] [Espionage] [Power Struggles] [Fictional Dynasty] [Fantasy] [Wild Imagination]

So I'm supposed to treat my enemy like a father? Fine, I'll do it.

And he's a eunuch, too!

Fine, a eunuch it is.

But now they want me to become one as well!

How am I supposed to put up with that?

In a fit of rage,

I punched the treacherous minister and kicked the foolish emperor.

I am eleven thousand years old!

Surely it can't hurt to flirt with a respectable young lady?

Miss, my name is Jiang Xiaoyu. We eunuchs never go to brothels.