Wu Chen’s survival rules for Delta Force:
You can skip the helmet and armor, but your pockets must be stuffed full!
When he finds half a moldy biscuit at the nuclear power plant, a metaphysical System suddenly activates:
[Your next loot run is guaranteed to yield top-tier red gear]
At the same time, the full-server goddess Mozzie discovers that her stash has mysteriously been robbed:
“Who stole my fully upgraded ASH-12?! And why did the System ban my account?!”
A misunderstanding brings them together in the trending topics:
#MozzieCaughtCheating# VS #WuChenPossessedAnImmortal#
Their offline PvP match turns into a team-up, and Delta Force gains an utterly bizarre duo:
She uses a grappling hook to steal guns; he teleports using his pockets. (Victims: “But I had a full six-piece set??”)
He lures the boss while naked; she sprays bullets through the fog. (Commentary: “Humans reverting to their primitive state!”)
They auction off “Mozzie’s bulletproof vest,” with a handwritten talisman from him promising “+0.25% bullet resistance.”
When a real-world crisis strikes, Mozzie auctions off his battered “mint-condition Level 1 armor” to the entire server:
“Trade a med injector for medical expenses. But if we can’t extract after a knife run tonight, I’ll eat instant noodles upside down!”
They set off wedding fireworks with a loitering munition and fight their father-in-law’s mech army with Tang dynasty crossbows.
Until one day, Wu Chen finds another half-moldy biscuit…
System notification: [Lucky Wood Carving upgraded
New bound target: the rest of Mozzie’s life]
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