I Went on a Rampage in the Hokage World

As someone who's watched Naruto Shippuden five trillion times, I'm familiar with the plot. Mochizuki I arrives in the Hokage world without a System to help him. Other novels have cute little Systems, but he doesn't, and it makes him sad. He plans to win over Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, and the others with his own charm. Mochizuki I is tall and handsome, cool and pale, and basically gets every good thing going...