I Can Hear the Gods' Thoughts, So I Craft Forbidden Divine Skills by Hand

Lin Jiuyi transmigrates as the second-generation heir of a god, only to step onto the stage on Divine Awakening Day clutching a broken keyboard.

As the whole world watches live, a pillar of light shoots into the sky. The testing device flashes a screen full of question marks, then shuts down for good.

The entire internet mocks him: “The most useless divine heir in history! He can’t even manage a 0% affinity!”

No one knows that inside his mind, he’s secretly listening in on the gods’ grumbling session:

[God of War: My hair, which spans three thousand star rivers, is all tangled!]

[Sun God: My limited-edition, star-grade sunscreen is out of stock! Help, I need it now!]

[God of Wisdom: I’ve received the prayer ‘How do I make a goddess fall in love with me?’ for the 1,387th time. I want to crack his skull open and take a look!]

The moment Lin Jiuyi types the first line of code on his keyboard, all the gods across the heavens crash at once