Wanted Worldwide! The God of War Livestreams Movies for the Ancients

History graduate student Su Wan has her thesis rejected by her advisor. Drunk, she gets bound to the Sky Screen livestream System.

On a whim, she sends the livestream link to Emperor Yang of Sui, Yang Guang, and plays a scene from Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties showing him hanging himself in Jiangdu.

The tyrant smashes the hall on the spot. "Protect me! Shoot that demon down!"

To earn livestream energy, she grabs Li Jin, an extra at a film studio, and has him play Li Shimin. "Big bro, raise your sword and shout a line. Fifty yuan!"

The instant the sword qi cuts through the air, a spiderweb crack spreads across the System's screen.

Yang Guang's new crown is split in two again, and his parrot shrieks, "Protect me! Protect me!"

Li Jin stares at the prop sword hilt, crumbling in his hand. "Your crew... these props are pretty realistic?"

Su Wan screams as she watches her tips skyrocket. "Ying Zheng tipped me a tiger tally!"

When she tries to withdraw the money at the bank, the ATM's alarm blares. The junkyard owner, Old Zhang, weighs the tiger tally in his hand. "Too much lead in this. Forty-five a kilo."

Suddenly, a modified off-road vehicle smashes through the shop window, and a gun barrel pokes out its window.

The instant Li Jin crunches a mint, an invisible force crushes the car roof into a triangle.

Coal Ball licks its paws. "Speeding... fine is dried fish..."

As Su Wan counts the eight thousand yuan she got for selling the tiger tally, nine massive bronze tripods hang stacked like a pyramid outside her window, balanced on a clothesline.

A private message from Ying Zheng flashes on screen. "Trade it for the uncensored version of The Qin Empire."

A QR code for the Black Armored Army appears in midair. "Crowdfund our transmigration, urgent! The Empress Dowager is checking the books!"