Others learn scriptures to save all sentient beings, I learn scriptures to defeat all sentient beings!
Chen Xuan, the modern senior LSP and the king of tongue-in-cheek, woke up and became the Tang Monk of "Tenth Generation Yuanyang"?
Holy monk? No, I am a demon monk!
Buddhist scriptures? It's just perfect for packaging pornographic jokes.
Banshee? Don't just think about eating/sleeping me, let's talk about stockings... Oh no, let's talk about Buddhism.
Monsters: Is there something wrong with this holy monk's brain?
Do you think we are a Buddhist group? No, it's a group of grievances!
Brother Monkey: From the violent god of war to a professional butt wiper and a complainer ("Making trouble in heaven is a p, Master is really outrageous!").
Bajie: Find your soul confidant and work together to achieve the great cause of being lazy and fishing.
Drifter: An honest man is forced to become a stretcher preparer & a recorder of inner collapse.
Bai Longma: The cold and aloof Dragon Prince, whose inner barrage floods the screen every day: "Shame! What a shame!"
Goal? On the surface, we seek scriptures from the West, but in reality, it is important to save our lives.
Teasing the female Bodhisattva, deceiving the male monster... It was a difficult situation and turned into an outrageous scene!
Let's see how Tang Monk, the most "unorthodox" monk in history, used fallacies, wretched wisdom, and talkative talk to dance crazily on the verge of death, bring down the entire three realms, and anger all the gods and Buddhas in the sky. In the end... What kind of "true scripture" was retrieved?
Can I have both beauties and scriptures?
Buddha: Times have really changed!
