After Conquering Gaoyang, Li Er Secretly Came to Me for Medicine

Protagonist: Fang Yiai

[Feel-Good Tang Dynasty Story], [Medicine God System], [Wild Imagination]

Li Shimin: I told you to compete in poetry. Why are you selling medicine?

Fang Yiai: This is the last one. Your Majesty, want it?

Li Shimin: Get lost. I’m not sick...

Fang Yiai: Fine, don’t buy it. I’ll keep it for myself.

Li Shimin: Hold on! Save some for me. The white tiger in the imperial menagerie hasn’t been feeling well lately...

Fang Xuanling: Second Son, could you do me a favor?

Fang Yiai: What is it, Father?

Fang Xuanling: Do you have any more of that stuff?

Fang Yiai: Mother, is Father really feeling weak?

Madam Lu: Son, make sure you prepare some more for your father.

Zhangsun Wuji: Nephew, I’d like to buy some medicine. Would you...

Fang Yiai: I’ve been feeling lonely, empty, and cold lately...

Zhangsun Wuji: Son-in-law, when are you planning to ask for her hand?

Qin Qiong: Nephew, your uncle wants a child. Can you help?

Fang Yiai: Easy. Take one of these pills every day, and you’re guaranteed to have a son in your old age.

Cheng Yaojin: Nephew, I’ve been having a bit of bad luck lately. Can you help?

Fang Yiai: Take this lucky pill, and good fortune is guaranteed to come your way.